Lame Duck Christmas Menus

A burst of unexplained seasonal silliness! As the Bush family prepares for its last yuletide dinner in the White House, the president’s top chefs have planned five days of Bush-themed menus, compliments of Vanity Fair. Perennial favorites include:

  • Freddie Mac ‘N Cheese
  • Choice of Cooked Goose or Bum Steer (Shock & Au Jus)
  • Utter Tripe with Crawford Ranch Dressing
  • Deep-Fried Halliburton, with Sadam Hoisin Sauce
  • Coalition Crumble

 

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~ by eaesthete on 12/19/08.

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